“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
if this doesn’t mean a new single and they’re just punking us i will throw myself off the empire state building

Andrew Garfield covers British GQ’s July issue!!
Our superstar sense is tingling. After a breakout 2011 in The Social Network and Never Let Me Go, as well as critically acclaimed run on Broadway, Andrew Garfield is about to go sky (scraper) high in this summer’s superhero blockbuster The Amazing Spider-Man. In an exclusive interview in the new issue of GQ, Garfield opens up on his troubled past, his newfound fame and getting in bed with Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan, (x)